Using The ForceJust got in from seeing the midnight showing of
Star Wars (keep on going with the making fun of me-- I deserve way more than I've gotten so far). I have absolutely zero interest in writing a lengthy review of the film (or even a short one, for that matter), but I do have a few things to note that I was thinking while watching the movie.
For one thing, and this goes for the last installment as well, that Anakin is a really moody guy. I mean, he's PMSing
all the time. Going
on and
on and
on about how the Jedi Council is unfair, or how much he hates sand, or some such nonsense. He has the repressed anger of an angsty thirteen-year-old. So how is it that the Jedi guys in charge don't see that he's so
not a good Jedi? I mean, I don't claim to know all that much about the world of
Star Wars, but aren't Jedis supposed to be calm and in control and to not let their emotions show
ever? Yeah, Anakin sucks at that. Why isn't Mace Windu like, "Listen bitches, what this kid needs is some Midol, but what he does
not need is to be a Jedi"?
And speaking of Mace Windu. That is something I feel these prequels really lacked-- badassness. Mace Windu is, as we decided on the way home, the badassiest badass of badassness. But he's about it for the first three films. These movies need some serious Han Solo action, because
that, my friend, is badassness.
I realized something while watching the film-- I am scared, like really, really scared, of stormtroopers. I can remember from childhood being really freaked out by them, possibly by going on the
Star Wars ride at MGM a few too many times. But that's something you'd think would go away. Even now, though, every time I see a stormtrooper on the screen, my whole chest constricts and I feel on edge. It's a freaking stormtrooper! This is not normal! But they really freak me out. Geez, I'm probably going to have nightmares about stormtroopers coming to steal my pillow or something tonight.
So, now that I've said nothing of any real significance, I'll say that it was an okay movie. Better than I and II, not as good as IV, V, and VI. Ewan McGregor was pleasing to me (and on a sidenote, it was really interesting to watch him seeing as I had watched
Velvet Goldmine on IFC last night and thus all tonight kept picturing him fighting Siths while wearing eyeliner and glitter). The dialogue sucked less. It's what's to be expected. Not much more, not much less.